Social this and social that.  There’s only so much sociality a person can handle… or is there?

It seems like more and more social networks are cropping up all over the place.  Specialty networks and niches.  So, I started jotting down some ideas for some Facebook spinoffs that provide appeal for some special levels of social interaction…

  • FaceOff – A social network for people who are afraid of insects and believe the best cologne is the Deep Woods variety.
  • FaceTime – A social network for those addicted to time management.  It could work as long as the members don’t forget to schedule time for it.
  • FaceMe – A social network for people who’d rather just socialize with themselves.
  • Face-To-Face – A social network for people located within close proximity of each other but can only muster enough courage to socialize via the computer.
  • FacePlant – A social network for people who love gardening.
  • FaceLift – A social network for people with self image issues.
  • FaceMask – A social network for people who can only be themselves by hiding behind the mask of anonymity.
  • FacePlate – A social network for people with metal plates on their skulls.
  • FaceDown – A social network for depressed people.  Careful… cheery thoughts will get you banned.
  • FaceUp – A social network for those suffering from one of those "longer than 4 hours" side effects.
  • FaceLess – A social network for people who prefer a network with the least amount of socializing.
  • FaceFull – A social network for those who like to talk about food conquests 24/7.
  • FaceRecognition – A social network for those who need to be seen (not heard).